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A Helluva Town

An Advertisement for Myself

Another Day of Infamy

A Prayer for the Public
Schools

Ball and Chain

Capitol Punishment

Carpetbagging

Catching a Draft

“Consolidation” and the Great Park

Fifty Years In Hollywood

Funny Business

Getting a Life

Hail and Farewell

Heritage

How to Lose the Next Election

Know Your Rights

Let Us Now Praise Famous Men

“Mene, Mene, Tekel, and Pharsin”

Nevermore

Our City

Our Country’s Battles

Our Malcolm

Remember Pearl Harbor

Reply to Admiral Richardson

Sympathy for the Devil

The Age of Insecurity

The City of New Orleans

The Engineered Society

The Legacy

The Man Behind the Curtain

The Nun's Story

The Temper Thing

The Wave of the Future

Thinking About the Weather

To Light the Lamps of China

What Trent Meant

Whatever Became of Hubert?

When the Last Law is Down

Where I Come From

“Your Brave and Early Fallen Child…”

 

 

WHATEVER BECAME OF HUBERT?

Pity Al Gore. No matter how many times the Democrats nominee has switched campaign strategies, advisers, and locales, he has still found himself facing the same, basic conundrumhow to run for President from the Vice-Presidents office.

It is a deceptively difficult problem. Thanks to Americans shrinking attention spans, the Vice-Presidency, once a political dead-end, has become vitally important for anyone with designs on the White House.

Yet the office creates its own dilemma. If the outgoing President is not popular, how to distance yourself from him? And if he is popular, how to grab some of the reflected glory without offending his lame-duck President being notoriously touchy fellows, very concerned about their place in history.

This has baffled savvier politicians than Al Gorethough Gores problem has been peculiarly acute thanks to the man hes serving under. The Vice-President has been unable to avoid being tarred with the Clinton administrations worst excessesas with Gores notorious fundraiser at a Buddhist temple. At the same time, he was been able to glean little credit for the prosperity of the Clinton yearsperhaps because of the Presidents endless strategies of "triangulation," or because of his underlying conviction that government really has very little role to play in modern American life.

Yet for all of Als travails, it is safe to say that neither he nor any other Vice-President has endured the sort of torment that Hubert Humphrey underwent during the 1968 campaign.

Humphrey, running in the wake of President Lyndon Johnsons stunning withdrawal from the race, was seeking to lead a nation torn apart by racial strife and the war in Vietnam. He was also facing two extremely charismatic opponents for the nomination, his old protégé, Eugene McCarthy, and Robert Kennedymen who had been transformed almost overnight from mere senators to redeeming national icons.

Humphrey himself was a bright, ebullient man, all but bubbling over with enthusiasm. After coming to national attention with an impassioned plea for civil rights at the 1948 convention, he had gone to the Senate, where he ran up an outstanding record as a domestic liberal and a Cold Warrior. But he was nobodys idea of a savior, and the apocalyptic campaign that followed only underscored his shortcomings. In the context of the times, Humphreys natural enthusiasm made him seem nearly deranged. Making his official entrance into the race on April 27 some three weeks after the assassination of the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., and the bloody scourge of race riots that followedhe proclaimed, "Here we are, the way politics ought to be in America; the politics of happiness, the politics of purpose, the politics of joy!"

Before the California primary, he actually got on a stage in Watts to receive the endorsement of James Brown. "You can do the boogaloo, man," the Godfather of Soul told him, "if you got soul." As the political columnist Jules Witcover described it, "Humphrey, awkwardly attempting [to dance], wailed, Oh, my goodness, Jimmy.

Yet the real problem lay not in Humphrey himself, but in his guiding political star, Lyndon Johnson. Humphrey was desperate to distance himself from Johnsons policy in Vietnamyet he also had to stay in Johnsons good graces. He was getting walloped in one primary after another, losing by huge margins to both Kennedy and McCarthy. Only the support of the old party bosses, loyal to the President, kept his candidacy afloat.

Things reached a nadir with the convention in Chicago that August. The Democratic party fell apart on national television, as Mayor Richard Daley screamed anti-Semitic epithets from the convention floor, and his police clubbed demonstrators in the streets, and reporters and delegates in the hall. Humphrey watched his nomination in his hotel suite, while tear gas drifted in the window from the streets below. Even this wasnt enough to dim his almost bizarre enthusiasm; he jumped gleefully up and down when he won, and rushed over to kiss a picture of his wife on the television screen.

Even after Chicago, Humphrey continued to wobble, and his campaign soon degenerated into sheer torture for the candidate. On the one hand, he was under constant attack from four of the most unscrupulous individuals ever to run in a presidential campaignthe Republican ticket of Nixon and Spiro Agnew, and that terrifying third-party tandem of George Wallace and Gen. Curtis Le May.

On the other hand, he was heckled vociferously at nearly every campaign stop by anti-war activists. Once, Humphrey had been the countrys leading liberal light; now, disenchanted liberals and leftists interrupted his speeches with obscenities, and raised banners proclaiming DUMP THE HUMP, and even HITLER, HUBERT AND HIROHITO.

Finally, with just five weeks to go in the campaign, Humphrey exploded to an aide: "Damn it, Im on my own two feet. Im sick and tired of hearing about how Lyndon Johnson will react or how Gene McCarthy will react. Lets start thinking about what Hubert Humphrey wants." It was a cathartic moment, and led to a speech in Salt Lake City, in which he promised, "As president, I would be willing to stop the bombing of North Vietnam as an acceptable risk for peace."

Told about the speech fifteen minutes before air time, Johnson only pouted, "Well, youre going to give the speech anyway." The Hump and his advisers had finally figured out that it was Johnson who had nowhere to go, that only a Humphrey victory would be seen as any kind of vindication for his administration.

Feeling liberated, Humphrey nearly snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. At the time of his breakaway speech, he was trailing Nixon by fifteen points in the polls and was barely ahead of Wallace; In the end he lost by only seven-tenths of a percentage point, and Nixon himself later admitted that if the race had lasted another two days, Humphrey would won. Yet even here, the Johnson connection worked against him. The Democratic convention had been scheduled late in the summer so that Johnson could be officially renominated on his birthday, August 27. By the time he had dropped out, it was too late to change itfatally delaying Humphreys efforts to consolidate his campaign.

"If Lyndon Johnson had been born on the Fourth of July," Humphrey campaign aide Joe Napolitan later claimed, "Hubert Humphrey would have been president."

Perhaps. Orwere the seeds of Humphreys tragic 1968 actually sown long before, when he first decided to put aside his principles and take a place on Johnsons ticket, back in 1964?

This had been an earlier trial by fireone sparked by Johnsons typically crude demand that he was looking for a Vice-President "who will kiss my ass in Macys window, and swear that it smells like roses." This alone should have given Humphrey pause, but after a failed bid for the nomination in 1960, he was anxious to find a new route to the White House.

Johnson promptly put him to the test. That year, Mississippis all-white, segregationist convention delegation had been challenged by a rival delegation from the integrated, "Mississippi Freedom Democratic Party" (MFDP). The MFDP was spearheaded by activists working to bring about civil rightsand particularly voting rightsfor African-Americans, and that summer they had already endured the murder of three of their co-workers, plus constant threats, beatings, arrests, and firebombings.

Despite his seminal work in passing civil rights legislation, Johnson still feared alienating the white Southern vote. He therefore selected Humphrey to go to the MFDP and essentially negotiate the impossiblea compromise which would leave the all-white delegation seated while placating the insurgents. If Hubert were to fail this little test, Johnson hinted strongly, the Vice-Presidential nomination was likely to go to another Midwestern liberalperhaps Eugene McCarthy.

Humphrey promptly threw himself into the negotiations, and succeeded in at least sweeping the controversy mostly under the rug. Yet the compromise he worked outto keep the official delegation, and seat two members of the MFDPpleased no one. Refusing to sit with any blacks, the all-white delegation walked out, along with the segregated delegation from Alabama. In the fall, Johnson would lose five Deep South statesand win in a landslide anyway.

Meanwhile, the MFDP delegates had gone through too much to celebrate their de facto victory. The deal brokered by Humphrey only convinced most of them that they could expect nothing from the Democrats, and should look outside "the system" for their rights.

Humphrey had accomplished enough to win Johnsons approval, but it would prove a Pyrrhic victory. The shape of things to come was grasped not by Humphreybut by a political naif, one Fannie Lou Hamer of the MFDP. Hamer was one of the great heroes of the civil rights movement, an African-American sharecropper, whose undaunted faith and courage helped her rise from an impoverished, nearly illiterate background.

Hamers testimony of her arrest and torture at the hands of the Mississippi state police, for the crime of attending a civil rights protest, had already moved the nation. She had been eager to meet Humphrey, a hero of hers from his earlier stand for civil rights. Now, she was disillusioned to find him arguing on the side of caution and compromise.

"The trouble is, youre just afraid to do whats right," she gently told Humphrey, who was on the verge of tears by this time.

"You want this job, and I know a lot of people have lost their jobs, and God will take care of you, even if you lose this job. But Mr. Humphrey, if you take this job, you wont be worth anything. Mr. Humphrey, Im going to pray for you again."

Hamers heartfelt appeal wasimpolitic. She found herself excluded from all future negotiations. Yet her instincts had been better than those of the canniest Washington insider. Had Humphrey refused to undermine his old cause, had he been more cognizant of his own worth, chances are that Johnson would have tabbed McCarthy instead. It would have been Clean Gene, then, hopelessly yolked to the policies of the Johnson administration in 1968. It would have been Humphrey who was perfectly positioned as a consensus alternative.

This is not to say that Al Gore would have been better off if he had never accepted his Vice-Presidential nomination. Judging from his string of primary losses to Jesse Jackson and Michael Dukakis in 1988, it was his best hope of becoming President. Never having built any national constituency of his own, Al Gore is, well, no Hubert Humphrey.

But like Humphrey, when dealing with that man in the Oval Office, he would have been better off remembering an old adage: He who sups with the devil had better have a long spoon.

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